October 31, 2007

full time service

Susan was married to a male chauvinist. they both worked full time but he never did anythin around the house and certainly not any housework. that, he declared, was "women's work!"
one evening, susan arrived home from work to find the children bathed, clothes washed and dinner cooked and beautifully placed on the table, complete with flowers. she was astonished, and immediately wanted to know what was goin on.

it turned out that her husband had read a male magazine article that suggested workin women wives would be more romatically inclined and ready for love makin if they weren't too tired from havin to do all the housework, in addition to holdin down a full time job.

the next day, she couldn't wait to tell her girlfriends at the office.

"how did it work out?" they asked.

"well, great dinner. he even cleaned up, helped the kids with their homework, folded the laundry and put away everythin. i really enjoyed my evenin".

"but what about afterwards?" her friends wanted to know.

"it didn't work out. he was too tired."


Twitter Delicious Facebook Digg Stumbleupon Favorites More